Push For Pizza: Finally, All Of Our Troubles Are Over

Since the beginning of time, Man has strived to have food miraculously appear. Ever since the first caveman went on the hunt for the first sabertooth tiger, civilization has hungered for respite from this tedious work.

First came the grocery store. But alas, walking was required. Then, came the restaurant. But alas, walking was required as well. Then came a glimmer of hope in the shape of a telephone device, but alas, it was a crude tool that required speaking, and often grunting.

In the end, we were left with the likes of Seamless.com and Delivery.com.

“All of this tap-tap-tapping,” you said. “Will the struggle ever end?”

Behold, children. For there is a light at the end of the tunnel. A solution to that age-old question.

A new app for your iphone appropriately dubbed Push For Pizza has arrived with the solution. Touted as a one-tap pizza ordering app, Push For Pizza collects your information only once, and then puts it to use in advancing humanity one step closer to its ultimate mission. Using Ordr.in, a platform which allows ordering and payments to multiple sites like delivery.com and Grubhub, Push For Pizza couldn’t be more direct in its approach if it tried.

To quote Maximillian Hellerstein, Co-Founder of Push For Pizza, this is the app for when you’re just like,

I want pizza, but I don’t want to order a pizza.

I for one, can’t think of a more noble mission statement than that.

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